Not Today, Satan!

I FINALLY learned my lesson with lemons.  After multiple attempts to juice a lemon and fishing out seeds from the dish I was preparing, I finally won the seed battle.  See that?  Know what that is?  That is a lemon turned right side up before I squeezed it.  Oh yeah!   Lesson learned:  You still … Continue reading Not Today, Satan!

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Oops, I did it again….

I seriously do not learn from my hard lessons in cooking.  Remember when I posted about how insanely difficult it was to fish lemon seeds out of a blender?  Yeah, well, I didn't really learn my lesson because I freaking did it again!  I mean, seriously....what is wrong with me?  Here I am on my second … Continue reading Oops, I did it again….

Excuse me, do you know where I can find Skinny Eggplant?

That was me asking a grocery store employee. She kindly corrected me and said "You mean Japanese Eggplant?". I use the word "kindly" very loosely. The recipe called for Skinny Eggplant, maybe it was trying to be politically correct. At any rate, she directed me to this wonderful pale purple vegetable. It looked exactly like … Continue reading Excuse me, do you know where I can find Skinny Eggplant?